July 29, 2009

Will Zombie further ruin ‘Halloween’ by making Michael Myers speak?

As if Rob Zombie hasn’t done enough to destroy my beloved “Halloween,” he might actually go too far this time. The guys at /Film are pretty sure Michael Myers will speak for the first time in Zombie’s “Halloween II” (or is it still something lame like “H2”?) and that really upsets me. Michael Myers doesn’t speak. […]

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July 28, 2009

Review: ‘(500) Days of Summer’ is fresh and hip

Oh, “(500) Days of Summer” if you weren’t so damn cute I’d be angry at you for encouraging the pretentious hipster movement. Before I go any further, let me get one thing off my chest. If I see one more movie that has some bubbly-voiced girl singing badly or someone spouting off newly-invented slang, or […]

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July 27, 2009

Insomniac review: ‘Smiley Face’

So “Smiley Face” is two years old. Well it was new to me last night when I watched it at 2 a.m. on Showtime (I think). And it was so bad that I thought I couldn’t resist a review. Maybe “Insomniac Review” can become a standing feature. We’ll see. OK, the review. Anna Farris (“Scary […]

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July 22, 2009

Raimi signs on to direct ‘WARCRAFT’

The live-action film adaptation of the popular video game “World of Warcraft” has a director. Variety has confirmed that Sam Raimi who gave us “The Evil Dead” and the “Spider-Man” trilogy has signed up to helm “Warcraft.” Raimi’s fans are flooding blogs with excitement. Many are suggesting he give Bruce Campbell (“The Evil Dead”) a […]

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July 20, 2009

‘Orphan’ inspires favorite creepy-kid movies list

The controversial “Orphan” opens in theaters this week and the only thing more shocking than a little girl named Esther is the fact that there were no reviews for it on rottentomatoes.com. OK, that’s not shocking. Potentially bad movies are rarely screened. In  honor of the latest creepy kid flick, I’ve assembled the top three […]

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