There’s a rumor all over the Web today that Megan Fox has been cast as Catwoman in Christopher Nolan’s next “Batman.” It’s merely a rumor. If by some crazy chance it’s true …. well, here’s five reasons why it shouldn’t be true:

1. Her crazy Fred Flintstone thumbs wouldn’t fit the Catwoman gloves.

2. Nolan is a serious director. His movies feature serious Oscar-worthy actors.

3. Geeks would probably die to see their beloved in a cat suit. It’s too dangerous.

4. She should hold out for “Wonder Woman.” An Amazon woman with thumbs like those is more believable. 

5. Her thumbs scare me.

(Bad Megan Fox as Catwoman illustration by me)

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