Now even you can be a Basterd!

 I’ve never been one to Simpson-ize or Mad Men-ize myself (I lied. I’ve done both), but I couldn’t pass up the chance to Basterdize myself. 

A marketing tool for the upcoming Brad Pitt Nazi drama “Inglourious Basterds,” you too can Basterdize yourself. All you have to do is upload a photo and do some tweaking and you’re set. You can choose genders, weapons, nicknames and mottos, too. And viola. You’ve got a poor-quality, pointless photo of yourself!

And yes, that’s me in the photo above. If I was a Nazi-scalping killer. And had chest hair.

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