‘Rambo 5’ in the works, if you care

Seriously, does anoyne still care about “Rambo”? Variety reports that Sylvester Stallone is preparing for a fifth “Rambo.”

And honestly, I don’t care. Do you? Stop beating that dead horse. I mean what’s his mission going to be this time? Is he going to have to bring down a corrupt bunch of activities directors at his old folks home? Or is he going to have to stop an illegal shipment of Viagra (so he can steal some for his own use)?

The last one did OK at the box office, but who were sitting in those seats? I don’t recall ever having a discussion about the last “Rambo” during the many movie-geek gatherings in the corner of a random party.