Robert Pattinson movie has same name as gay porn company

It’s been reported that Robert Pattinson has signed on for “Bel Ami,” a biopic about 19th Century French writer Guy de Maupassant. What makes me laugh is Bel Ami is also a popular gay porn company (it even comes in at No. 2 in a google search). And don’t ask me how I know! I hope someone gets confused and says “Robert Pattinson is doing Bel Ami!” in a gay chat room. There will be pandemonium.

I know most people won’t think of the porn company when they first see the word Bel Ami, but some will. And that’s enough to make me laugh.

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