SHREK GOES FOURTH Plot Revealed

I can’t imagine anyone possibly wants this movie except for the voice actors looking for another paycheck. “Shrek Goes Fourth”, ugh I can’t even get past the title without disliking it already, looks to keep the Shrek franchise alive with more fairy tales and jokes, I guess. Set to release in 2010, Dreamworks has released this early plot synopsis for what Shrek and Donkey will be up to this time around:

After challenging an evil dragon, rescuing a beautiful princess and saving your in-laws’ kingdom, what’s an ogre to do? Well, if you’re Shrek, you suddenly wind up a domesticated family man. Instead of scaring villagers away like he used to, a reluctant Shrek now agrees to autograph pitch forks. What’s happened to this ogre’s roar?

Longing for the days when he felt like a “real ogre”, Shrek is duped into signing a pact with the smooth-talking dealmaker, Rumplestiltskin.

Shrek suddenly finds himself in a in a twisted, alternate version of Far Far Away, where ogres are hunted, Rumplestiltskin is king and Shrek and Fiona have never met. Now, it’s up to Shrek to undo all he’s done in the hopes of saving his friends, restoring his world and reclaiming his one True Love.

If undoing everything he’s done includes unmaking “Shrek 2″ and “Shrek the Third” then I’m all for it. Otherwise, count me out.

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