November 30, 2009

New ‘Lovely Bones’ poster is too creepy

Wow, this is really the new poster for “The Lovely Bones“? It’s about as cool as an episode of “To Catch a Predator.” I wonder if the girl made a pitcher of iced tea and is about to inquire if the predator brought the McDonald’s food and condoms?
Seriously, what a terribly uncomfortable poster. Even if [...]

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November 27, 2009

New international ‘Wolfman’ poster is pretty cool

An international poster for “The Wolfman” has surfaced and I’m impressed. It’s right to the point, as all posters should be. I hate the ones that make you think. Good work, someone.

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November 27, 2009

Why ‘Nine,’ ‘Precious’ and ‘A Single Man’ scare me

There are  a lot of movies, both out now and coming up, that I will be seeing, but there’s something (or someone) about each of them that I’ve secretly been thinking makes them less legitimate.
For example, Fergie in “Nine.” I know she has like one song and is in like one scene or something. But [...]

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November 24, 2009

‘Nine’ character poster starring the wrong people?

This new character poster for Rob Marshall’s upcoming move musical “Nine” doesn’t really feature the wrong stars, but upon a close look, most of the actors look like other actors.
Kate Hudson looks like Shakira. Marion Cottilard looks like Selma Blair. Fergie looks like Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. Sophia Loren looks like Susan Sarandon. Daniel Day-Lewis [...]

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November 12, 2009

Two new ‘Alice in Wonderland’ posters

Disney has released a couple new Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland” posters and it’s good to see in this first one that someone remembered that the Mad Hatter is not the star of “ALICE in Wonderland.” Alice is. Poor Johnny Depp gets to sit at the head of the table but he’s so far away [...]

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November 8, 2009

Official ‘A Single Man’ trailer, poster debut

Have I mentioned how excited I am for this movie? I’m a huge Julianne Moore fan and am still waiting on the day she gets her much-deserved Oscar. The new trailer for “A Single Man” actually quotes someone as saying “there is already Oscar buzz for Julianne Moore.” So that’s why I’m so excited.
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October 28, 2009

‘Tron Legacy’ poster defines simplicity

The “Tron Legacy” poster looks like it took about three minutes to design. I know we still have eight months for better-designed posters to surface, but this isn’t even a teaser poster. It’s just lazy. And if “it’s not just a game anymore,” then why use a symbol from the game? Those silly Hollywood people.

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October 22, 2009

‘Invictus’ poster: Deja vu

Clint Eastoood’s “Invictus” poster has debuted and like we’ve got more stars airbrushed on someone’s back. First we had Zac Efron, now it’s Matt Damon. Seriously, what’s up with poster design lately?

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October 21, 2009

New ‘The Road’ poster complete with PhotoShop rain

What is up with this poster? I’m presuming this is the final poster for “The Road,” since there have been like 12 others with little variation. But why is the rain so fake? And what is the deal with that main font? It seriously looks like a mistake font. You know how you have a [...]

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October 16, 2009

‘Did You Hear About the Morgans?’ poster causes more LOLs

Did you hear about the Morgans? They were shrunk and are now stuck in a blond woman’s dry, damaged hair. According to this poster they do get to peek out of it, though.

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