The new poster for “Burlesque” is out and it’s cool. Cher looks great photoshopped. But who is Christina? Since when is Aguilera known only as a first name? Since never.

Shock Till You Drop has shared two clips for the upcoming faux documentary horror “The Last Exorcism.” In the style of “Blair Witch” and “Paranormal Activity,” this one is about just what the title says. The movie opens Aug. 27.

I absolutely love the new poster for “Buried.” As a designer, I find it very pleasing to the eye. And since not a lot of physical action can take place in a movie where Ryan Reynolds spends almost the entire time beneath the earth, this was a good solution. Love it.

First of all, allow me to apologize for not having photos of Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis making out. Because I know that’s why your google search landed you here. But wait! I do have the “Black Swan” poster. You can pretend Portman is naked from the neck down. And below is the trailer. Which [...]

The other day, we shared the trailer for Wes Craven’s new movie “My Soul To Take.” Today, we’ve gotten our hands on the official poster.
At first glance, it reminded me of the “Precious” poster. Then I saw kids on stilts. Why can’t I ever take anything seriously? It’s really a burden. Well, sometimes.

There’s a very early poster for Alex Winter’s remake of the the 80s horror movie “The Gate” and it looks a lot like the original poster. Even the tagline “Pray its not too late” is the same. I don’t even think the movie has began filming. If it has, it’s in the early stages. But [...]

Or is this pretend? I don’t even know anymore. Either Joaquin Phoenix is a better actor than I ever imagined or he really is this crazy. Who knows. At any rate, I’m sick of these celebrity weirdos. Am I the only one? I sometimes have nightmares I’m trapped in a room with Joaquin, Julia Roberts, [...]

I’ve always been one to translate a movie poster into what the movie is going to be about. Even though that’s almost never a good or accurate idea. I’ve been doing that since I started writing here. And for some reason, am just now compelled to tell you that.
So keeping that method afloat, I can [...]

The poster for M. Night Shamalyan’s “Devil” has been released and from what I can tell, the Devil isn’t a very nice demon to share an elevator with.
I wonder what kind of elevator music plays in the devil’s elevator? I imagine Marilyn Manson’s “Sweet Dreams” cover.

The first poster for the live action/computer animated “Yogi Bear” has made its way to the Internet. And it looks just as I expected: like a fake Garfield-like movie with computer animated cartoon characters. Oh well. At least the movie has the phenomenal Anna Farris. Sarcasm? Wouldn’t you like to know.
I hear the trailer premiers [...]