September 14, 2010

‘Jackass 3D’ posters coming at you

There must be a push by MTV to get “Jackass 3D” marketing amped up. There’s a lot of “Jackass 3D” stuff out there today, including these posters. Have fun, but don’t try this at home.

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September 9, 2010

‘Let Me In’ posters boast new tagline

Two new posters for the upcoming vampire movie remake “Let Me In” are out. The posters may look a little familiar, but they are new. They’ve been finessed and have an added tag line: “Innocence Dies. Abby Doesn’t.” “Let Me In” opens Oct. 1.

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August 31, 2010

‘Burlesque’ poster: Who is Christina again?

The new poster for “Burlesque” is out and it’s cool. Cher looks great photoshopped. But who is Christina? Since when is Aguilera known only as a first name? Since never.

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August 20, 2010

Check out two ‘The Last Exorcism’ clips

Shock Till You Drop has shared two clips for the upcoming faux documentary horror “The Last Exorcism.” In the style of “Blair Witch” and “Paranormal Activity,” this one is about just what the title says. The movie opens Aug. 27.

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August 20, 2010

New ‘Buried’ poster: Ryan Reynolds is buried in review quotes

I absolutely love the new poster for “Buried.” As a designer, I find it very pleasing to the eye. And since not a lot of physical action can take place in a movie where Ryan Reynolds spends almost the entire time beneath the earth, this was a good solution. Love it.

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August 19, 2010

‘Black Swan’ poster and trailer: Ballet is scary

First of all, allow me to apologize for not having photos of Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis making out. Because I know that’s why your google search landed you here. But wait! I do have the “Black Swan” poster. You can pretend Portman is naked from the neck down. And below is the trailer. Which [...]

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August 19, 2010

‘My Soul To Take’ poster: Scary kids on stilts

The other day, we shared the trailer for Wes Craven‘s new movie “My Soul To Take.” Today, we’ve gotten our hands on the official poster. At first glance, it reminded me of the “Precious” poster. Then I saw kids on stilts. Why can’t I ever take anything seriously? It’s really a burden. Well, sometimes.

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August 19, 2010

First Look: ‘The Gate’ remake poster

There’s a very early poster for Alex Winter‘s remake of the the 80s horror movie “The Gate” and it looks a lot like the original poster. Even the tagline “Pray its not too late” is the same. I don’t even think the movie has began filming. If it has, it’s in the early stages. But [...]

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August 17, 2010

‘I’m Still Here’ teaser: Joaquin Phoenix’s pretend-crazy movie

Or is this pretend? I don’t even know anymore. Either Joaquin Phoenix is a better actor than I ever imagined or he really is this crazy. Who knows. At any rate, I’m sick of these celebrity weirdos. Am I the only one? I sometimes have nightmares I’m trapped in a room with Joaquin, Julia Roberts, [...]

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August 10, 2010

‘Due Date’ poster: Downey Jr, Galifianakis birth a French bulldog?

I’ve always been one to translate a movie poster into what the movie is going to be about. Even though that’s almost never a good or accurate idea. I’ve been doing that since I started writing here. And for some reason, am just now compelled to tell you that. So keeping that method afloat, I [...]

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