November 30, 2009

New ‘Lovely Bones’ poster is too creepy

Wow, this is really the new poster for “The Lovely Bones“? It’s about as cool as an episode of “To Catch a Predator.” I wonder if the girl made a pitcher of iced tea and is about to inquire if the predator brought the McDonald’s food and condoms? Seriously, what a terribly uncomfortable poster. Even […]

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November 30, 2009

‘Amityville Horror’ might be remade AGAIN

Apparently Ryan Reynolds shirtless wasn’t enough (really? that wasn’t enough?) for a successful 2005 remake of horror classic “The Amityville Horror.” Bloodydisgusting.com is reporting that Dimenstion and the Weinsteins are planning to bring the movie back to the big screen. But it’s only been four years. I’ve made my thoughts on remakes public here before, […]

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November 27, 2009

New international ‘Wolfman’ poster is pretty cool

An international poster for “The Wolfman” has surfaced and I’m impressed. It’s right to the point, as all posters should be. I hate the ones that make you think. Good work, someone.

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November 27, 2009

Why ‘Nine,’ ‘Precious’ and ‘A Single Man’ scare me

There are  a lot of movies, both out now and coming up, that I will be seeing, but there’s something (or someone) about each of them that I’ve secretly been thinking makes them less legitimate. For example, Fergie in “Nine.” I know she has like one song and is in like one scene or something. […]

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November 24, 2009

‘Nine’ character poster starring the wrong people?

This new character poster for Rob Marshall’s upcoming move musical “Nine” doesn’t really feature the wrong stars, but upon a close look, most of the actors look like other actors. Kate Hudson looks like Shakira. Marion Cottilard looks like Selma Blair. Fergie looks like Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. Sophia Loren looks like Susan Sarandon. Daniel […]

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November 21, 2009

‘Last Song’ trailer: Miley Cyrus, generic hot guy, wretched Miley music

Mile Cyrus gets the chance to showcase her “real” acting chops in the upcoming movie “Last Song,” based on the novel by Nicolas Sparks (“The Notebook,” “A Walk to Remember”). Looks like the usual story. Girl spends the summer with her dad (Greg Kinnear, who else would it be?). She falls for a guy. Guy […]

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November 19, 2009

Will Ferrell tops Forbes Most Overpaid Stars list

Forbes has compiled a list of the 10 Most Overpaid Stars and Will Ferrell comes in at No. 1. Ewan McGregor is a close No. 2. The magazine says to create the list, “we looked at the 100 biggest stars in Hollywood. To qualify, each actor had to have starred over the last five years […]

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November 19, 2009

Shia LaBeouf enters 1920s beauty pageant

The crazies over at Shiantology posted this vintage beauty pageant image because one of the contestant bears a striking resemblance to their main squeeze Shia LaBeouf. And I agree. The photo cracks me up. I took it upon myself to add a comparison photo and arrow. I actually think the young  lady looks more like […]

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November 16, 2009

LOL: Buffalo Bill tributes on YouTube

You remember the infamous dance Buffalo Bill does in “Silence of the Lambs“? You know, it’s to the song “Goodbye Horses” and there’s that extra-special junk tuck he does? OK, now that we’re on the same page, let me share with you how many recreations there are of that dance on YouTube. Some guys go […]

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November 12, 2009

Two new ‘Alice in Wonderland’ posters

Disney has released a couple new Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland” posters and it’s good to see in this first one that someone remembered that the Mad Hatter is not the star of “ALICE in Wonderland.” Alice is. Poor Johnny Depp gets to sit at the head of the table but he’s so far away […]

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