September 26, 2009

‘The Attic Door’ trailer is subtle and creepy

I had the pleasure of stumbling upon the teaser trailer for “The Attic Door” and I’m not sure what I saw, but it scared me. I think that was the point. So point taken. According to the movie’s Web site, “The Attic Door” is about two abandoned pioneer siblings who must confront their greatest fear […]

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September 24, 2009

Cronenberg remaking Cronenberg’s ‘The Fly’

It’s being reported that David Cronenberg has announced he is developing a remake of his own 1986 sci-fi classic “The Fly.” And I thought Rob Zombie would be the next one to remake one of his own movies that was already a remake. There’s very little information about this remake but was definitely worth a […]

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September 24, 2009

‘Afterschool’ trailer: More bad prep school kids

I was totally excited when I heard there was a movie called “Afterschool.” All these thoughts started flowing through my head. Thoughts of teen pregnancy, teen bulimia, teen suicide were in my head. I was all “Cool! An After school Special movie! Now only if Kevin Dillon and Mary Stuart Masterson weren’t so old they […]

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September 24, 2009

‘Barbie’ movie deal struck

Universal Studios has made a deal with Mattel to make a live-action Barbie movie. The movie will apparently be 15 hours long so it can cover Barbie’s periods as a nurse, a teacher, an astronaut, a rocker and President of the United States. It will also finally expose the sexuality of Barbie’s ex Ken. It […]

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September 23, 2009

‘Twilight’ author to get richer

Stephenie Meyer, the author of the “Twilight” series has sold the screen rights to her first adult novel The Host. Variety reports that “Gattaca” director Andrew Niccol will write and direct the film. The Host is a love story set in the future and focuses on an alien parasite who finds a home in a […]

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September 14, 2009

Patrick Swayze’s 7 greatest roles

Hollywood lost a superstar Monday when Patrick Swayze died of cancer at age 57. He leaves behind an impressive resume and some pretty memorable moments. I’ve compiled the Hollywood Hills Top 7 Patrick Swayze roles. 1. Miss Vida Boheme, “To Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar.” Swayze in drag is something most thought they’d […]

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September 14, 2009

Patrick Swayze dies at 57

“Dirty Dancing” star Patrick Swayze died Monday after a battle with pancreatic cancer. He was 57. Swayze was most known for his role in the 1987 dance movie starring opposite Jennifer Grey. He also surprised everyone as his portrayal as Vida Boheme in 1995’s “To Wong Foo: Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar.” His othe popular […]

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September 13, 2009

DVD REVIEW: ‘Grace’ is why vegan lesbians shouldn’t have babies?

I don’t ask for much when it comes to movies. Hell, I love subtlety and the power of suggestion. But I need at least a little bit of guidance from a filmmaker. Paul Solet gives me none in his feature debut “Grace.” I still have no idea exactly what I watched. What I do know […]

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September 7, 2009

Update on two ‘Children of the Corn’ remakes

I know the original “Children of the Corn” was bad, but do we really need two remakes to make up for it? Not only is SyFy (still can’t get over what a dumb re-name that was) airing a TV-movie version of “Children of the Corn,” Dimension has announced a theatrical remake already equipped with a […]

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September 2, 2009

Hollywood, movies are out of control

A Hollywood Hills blogitorial Movies are seriously out of control. 3-D this, remake that. Super hero this, epic fantasy that. We’re going to become so desensitized that we won’t even be able to enjoy a movie. Or we’re going to get to the point where we think “I liked that movie well enough the first […]

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