Vin Diesel Returns To XXX Franchise

Vin Diesel must have mortgage payments too! The tough guy with the husky voice is returning to his second abandoned role in as many months (Fast & Furious 4 was the other). Get ready for “XXX: The Return of Xander Cage” with both Vin Diesel, who skipped the second installment, and the poor excuse for a director, Rob Cohen.

So far there is no script. Not a single line of dialogue. Yet Sony has managed to come up with that silly title that is sure to excite both fans of the original. What’s next? “The Pacifier 2″?? Think I’m kidding? Just wait for his next credit card bill to show up.

Update: Turns out that Cohen killed off “Xander Cage” in a deleted scene from the Director’s Cut DVD. You can watch the poorly done scene here. Poor Vin.

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